Part 15, Jan. 28, 2009
URGENT MESSAGE FROM COMMANDER BLACKIE TO ALL SUPPORT TROOPS
HELP !! I DON'T KNOW WHAT PLANET I AM ON !!
Last
Saturday morning, while I was napping on the bed, I suddenly found
myself in my Vehicle Transport Capsule (the cat car carrier) where I
was strapped into the co-pilot's seat of the Starship Enterprise (Jan's
Volvo). Jan was in the pilot's seat. We traveled for a
grueling 2+ hours over mountainous, winding interstellar terrain,
stopping periodically to clean the Capsule (Blackie gets car
sick.). I even thought I saw the telepathy interception station
of the Jenner Grade cattle. Finally we stopped and I was released
into a large open space that looked and smelled vaguely familiar (the
kitchen). I since have found a sunny second floor where I seem to
remember previously spending my days. (So long ago,) I think I am
back in the Three Kitty Headquarters in Point Arena. Princess
Yoda and Jack are both here. Jan arrived with me.
Princess
Yoda immediately found and has been making good use of THE LAP where
intensive telepathic interrogations occur each evening and some
afternoons. She is glad to have Jan home. We don't think
she has yet realized that Commander Blackie returned as well.
Jan
and Jack went off yesterday for Jan's last visit with R2D2. In
the tradition of radiology patients, after her treatment, she rang the
brass bell in the waiting room to signify that she had successfully
completed her treatments and to say farewell to the staff. She
even got a diploma. Now Jan has almost 4 weeks off until the
final phase of the WMD attack on al
Qancer begins with the Khemical Korps starting once again on Feb. 24. Jan and Jack both have signaled that the end is in sight.
In honor of our return, Jack cleaned and straightened up the house. Princess Yoda assisted.
If
anyone knows what planet the Three Kitty Headquarters is on, please let
Commander Blackie know. She can be contacted on the Three Kitty
Telepathy line at 1-800-WE THINK.
Until next time, from the
Three Kitty Headquarters in Point Arena, your Three Kitty Kombatants,
Commander Blackie, Princess Yoda, Jack and
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