Part 7, Oct. 14, 2008
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THREE KITTY KOMBATANTS DISPATCH: POINT ARENA, CA, TUESDAY, OCTOBER 14, 4:26PM
The
battle plan is almost set for the second wave of attack on al
Qancer. Commander Blackie, Princess Yoda, Jan and Jack eagerly
await the "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED" announcement from the gynecologist
(i.e. medical release back to duty) so the second wave, THE SURGE, can
begin. This announcement might be posted on the bridge of our
aircraft carrier (the "Starship Enterprise" - Jan's Volvo station
wagon) as early as Thursday of this week.
THE
SURGE will involve
use of all the Weapons of Medical Design (WMD's) including both
khemical (chemotherapy) and knuclear (radiation). The tentative
plan is for 2 cycles of chemotherapy, 3 weeks apart. (Say
good-bye to Jan's hair - a casualty of war.) During the actual
cycles, Princess Yoda and Commander Blackie will be at the On-Leave
Rest and Recreation Center (the kennel) and Jack and Jan will be
staying at the Forward Observation Tower (an apartment in Santa Rosa).
After
the 2 cycles of khemical attack, there will be several weeks of R.
& R. for all at the Three Kitty Headquarters and then Jan and
Blackie will take up residence in the Forward Observation Tower (while
Jack and Yoda remain at Headquarters) during 6 weeks of knuclear attack
(radiation treatments 5 days a week) on the Homegrown Terrorist
(Cancer) Cells. While there, reports will be filed, regularly
through the Feline Intelligence Agency (FIA). While at the Forward
Observation Tower, Jan will enjoy the presence of a new lap-top
computer and all Jan's weaving and spinning equipment and
supplies. (There is a spare room in the apartment just for Jan's
toys.) Commander Blackie will enjoy not having Jack around and
not having to share Jan with Princess Yoda.
After the 6 weeks, another 2 cycles with the khemical weapons are planned (that will, hopefully, be as above).
Jan
& Jack have met the commanders of the allied forces. Dr. C.
will command the Khemical Korps and Dr. D. will command the Knuclear Krew. We are very happy with both. (They are
actually both part of the same medical group.) Jack commented
that Jan and Dr. C. were finishing each others' sentences. (The
both speak chemical techno-geek.) Standing in the rear will
always be Dr. F. (the gynecologist who performed the surgical "shock
and awe") and Lois who provides local support close to the Headquarters
(She's Jan's primary care commander.)
As anyone who has seen
combat with al Qancer knows, the battle plan is fluid and subject to
change, sometimes quickly, as the battle progresses. When a date
for THE SURGE is set, further details will be reported.
Until
next time, your Three Kitty Kombatants, Commander Blackie, Princess
Yoda, Company Clerk, Chauffeur, Cook and Bottlewasher Jack, and
J -
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