Part 4, Sept. 12, 2008
FLASH!! DATELINE: POINT ARENA, CA, FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 12, 6:07PM
The
3 Kitty Black Ops team, consisting of Commander Blackie and Princess
Yoda, is pleased to report the complete repatriation of THE LAP (also
known as Jan) to the Three Kitty Headquarters in Point Arena. THE
LAP is once again available for kitty naps in front of the television
although THE LAP must rest a lot while recuperating for the next 6-8
weeks. All vital functions (eating, sleeping, cuddling, litter
box among others) are returning to normal although THE LAP is still
periodically under the evil influence of drugs prescribed by the
enemy. THE LAP has also been observed worshiping the electronic
media god (Email, Internet and telephone) for brief periods.
Until next time, your Three Kitty (War) Korrespondents, Blackie, Yoda, and
J -