Part 20, Apr. 15, 2009
*** FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE TO ALL NEWS AGENCIES ***
FLASH!! DATELINE: POINT ARENA, CA, WEDNESDAY, APRIL 15, 11:00AM
THREE KITTY ROYAL FAMILY ANNOUNCES CESSATION OF ALL ACTIVITIES AT
el-FOT, IN THE FORWARD OBSERVATION TOWER (the apartment in Santa
Rosa). After a long war against the evil forces of al Qancer,
the enemy has been beaten and no further attacks are needed. The
troops are all home! The apartment keys have been turned in and
all the Three Kitty Royal Family members (Jan, Jack, Princess Yoda and
Commander Blackie) are now permanently posted at Three Kitty
Headquarters in Point Arena. Periodic inspection expeditions are
scheduled to Santa Rosa to verify that al Qancer
is totally vanquished. Follow-up visits with the commanders of the
allied medical forces (Dr. C., Dr. F. and Dr. D.) are being set up so
that a visit to each of them will occur every 3 months and they will
Princess Yoda reports that Jan is spending
less and less time as THE LAP and more time weaving, gardening
and in other activities as her strength returns. Full recovery is
expected within the year to complete the postwar aid and reconstruction
to repair all the damage sustained in the battlefield. Jan has
even started cooking again. Since there is limited further need
for the Princess and the Commander to conduct long debriefing sessions
with THE LAP, they are both spending increasing amounts of time asleep
while processing the intelligence information they learned over the
past months. Reconnaissance walks are also a popular demand (when
the wind isn't blowing). Of course, the Princess and the
Commander demand separate walks in separate parts of the garden.
Blackie has issued her final report on the new technology for
harnessing the "static leg-tricity" effect that she discovered during
her stay at el-FOT. She has concluded that this technology is NOT
(repeat, not) suitable for use as it is not a "green" technology but
rather, employing dogs on tread mills creates a "dog poop brown"
technology that is unacceptable (even if someone IS willing to serve as
the Royal Pooper-Scooper). She will continue her research into
alternative energy sources.
As Three Kitty Kombatants wind down
their activities and life returns to the insanity that passes for
normalcy around here, news releases will be forthcoming at longer, more
irregular intervals. We encourage all our support troops to make
inquiries whenever they desire. Of course, announcements will be
sent of any new activities or of any secret information that is
discovered (as well as the occasional "no news press release").
We would like to thank all of our support troops for their prayers,
their support, their Email and cards, their humor and their love.
It has provided more support than you will ever know.
Until next time, your Three Kitty Kombatants, Commander Blackie, Princess Yoda, Jack, and