Part 19, Mar. 27, 2009
TO ALL SUPPORT TROOPS: REPORT FROM PRINCESS YODA. FRIDAY, MARCH 27, 11AM
all support troops, troopers, troopees, troopettes, kanine korps and
kitty kommandos. Please don't bow. MY MESSAGE IS, LIKE YA'
KNOW, WAY TOO IMPORTANT AND I WANT YOUR ATTENTION, NOW!!
Jack, Commander Blackie and I are all home in Point Arena.
Commander Blackie and I were finally rescued on Monday, in a daring
commando raid that was undertaken by Jack (and the Millennium Pigeon)
with bravery "above and beyond". The raid was undertaken in
response to photographic evidence obtained from the new 3kitty spy
satellite (code-named "Google Earth"). Satellite photos (combined
with additional intelligence reports) alleged that the "On-Leave Rest
and Recreation Center" was actually a branch of the notorious
"Ob-You-Knave Prison". At the "Center"/prison felines and kanines
are allegedly imprisoned and denied all access to THE LAP and THE SEDAN
Master Chief Charlie (of the kanine korps) was rumored to
be at the "Center"/prison during our stay. Rumors also circulated
that he actually witnessed prisoners being immersed in tubs of water,
doused with vile smelling, foaming khemicals, and subjected to the
dreaded fur-ruffling wind torture where large combs are actually
dragged through their fur. Fortunately, all of the prisoners
subjected to these procedures were kanines. As mortal enemies of
the 3kitty royal family, kanines are beneath notice. Let them rot!
yeah. I almost forgot. Commander Blackie and I have spent
the past few days on THE LAP debriefing Fearless Leader Mommy
Jan. She is a little weak and has good and bad days but she is ok
and getting stronger every day. Some time in the next couple of
weeks, Jan and Jack will pilot the Starship Enterprise back to el-FOT,
in the Forward Observation Tower (their apartment in Santa Rosa) to
clean it out. Their lease expires on April 15. At that
time, Commander Blackie will have to make the final report on her
potential new energy source. Stay tuned.
Until next time, your Three Kitty (War) Korrespondents, Blackie, Yoda, Jack and