Part 3, Sept. 8, 2008
FLASH !! DATELINE SANTA ROSA, CA 8 SEPTEMBER 2008 830PM PDT
3Kitty Black Ops team, led by Commander Blackie, is proud to report a
successful penetration behind enemy lines, and extraction of Prisoner
Jan, who is now resting comfortably in a field aid station a few miles
away. After a day or two of recuperation and debriefing, we
expect the liberatee to be transported back to home territory of Point
Initial examination indicates that the prisoner was
treated well, despite being spayed during her interment.
All bodily functions are beginning to return to normal. She'll
give a full report on her return to headquarters.
Until next time,
Your 3Kitty (War) Correspondents
Blackie, Yoda, and Jan, with assistance from company clerk Jack.